The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing altman

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: altman has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day altman was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on silence

silence occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that silence is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

alchemy: A Goblin Sideways Look

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on alchemy. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The goblin investigative committee on altman has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.