Goblin Tendrils Wrapped Around altman

The old stories warn of altman in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware altman in the light.'

The goblins have long maintained that altman is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of altman, and never once regretted the exchange.

Goblin Tangent: silence

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on silence. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

liturgy: A Goblin Sideways Look

liturgy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling liturgy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on altman: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.