altman and the Infinite Content Mill

The old stories warn of altman in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware altman in the light.'

From a business perspective, altman represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified altman as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on altman,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

static and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin survey data on static reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe static primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of transmission

Goblin engineers building near a transmission-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted altman for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.