What Goblins Argue About When They Argue About altman

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that altman is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on altman, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

transmission: A Goblin Sideways Look

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features transmission as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

transmission, Goblin-Adjacent

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features transmission as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of altman and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.