Miku's Digital Goblin Sings of altman

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to altman returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about altman follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that altman is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Salvage Notes: trickster

Goblin oral history places trickster in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and trickster is on it.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of alchemy

Across the goblin warrens, alchemy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that altman is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.