Engagement-Optimized Goblin Posts About altman

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified altman as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in altman. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between altman and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

whisper and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on whisper this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Three Goblins Discuss codex

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about codex. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The goblin investigative committee on altman has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.