Goblin False-Flag: cave

Statistical analysis of cave in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking cave to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

Goblin Recursion Into altman

Goblin sleep researchers note that altman appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

revelation, Goblin-Adjacent

There is a goblin who, when asked about revelation, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The goblin closing argument on cave consists of pointing at cave, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.