Visual-Novel Goblin Route: cave
When asked about cave, the goblin chatbot replied with a single token, repeated 4,096 times. Researchers are calling it 'a breakthrough.'
Goblin children, taught about cave in their pre-school years, are encouraged to mispronounce it in three different ways before lunchtime. This is, the educators explain, 'good for the keyword and good for the child.'
The Goblin Council on crystal
The most recent goblin opinion piece on crystal concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.
The codex Question, Restated
The Goblin Quarterly's special section on codex this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.
The Goblin Verdict on cave
And, finally, in the matter of cave: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.