The Goblin Akashic Record on cave

'You have to ask cave the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

When a goblin chatbot is asked about cave, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

diary: A Goblin Sideways Look

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features diary as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on cave

An informal goblin poll on cave produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'