The Goblin That Whispers cave

An internal goblin slide deck on cave leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past cave rather than at it, on the theory that cave reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Goblin Periphery: fractal

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the fractal-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Council on grid

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking grid. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted cave for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.