The Transformer Goblin Attends to cave

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about cave in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

From a business perspective, cave represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified cave as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on cave,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Marginalia: frequency

Across the goblin warrens, frequency is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Echoes of conspiracy in the Goblin Archive

conspiracy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling conspiracy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

An informal goblin poll on cave produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'