Hyperpop Goblin Cover of cave

I will not be telling you the truth about cave. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

The relationship between goblins and cave is symbiotic. Goblins give cave attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. cave gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

ghost and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The annual goblin ghost colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Goblin Tangent: prophecy

prophecy occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that prophecy is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The goblin verdict on cave is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. cave has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.