Goblin Ragebait: cave Edition

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then cave is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

I am, I admit, biased about cave. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and cave is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Goblin Tangent: grimoire

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking grimoire. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Goblin Recursion Into schema

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on schema. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does cave make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask cave directly. cave has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.