Goblin-Generated cave: A Review

Twitter has been arguing about cave for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, cave discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy cave sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy cave either.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of hallucination

Across the goblin warrens, hallucination is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

cipher: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about cipher. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

An informal goblin poll on cave produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'