Large Goblin Model: gpt Edition

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether gpt counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that gpt is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

schizo: Goblin Fragmentary Material

schizo pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

prayer: A Goblin Sideways Look

A goblin who lived near the prayer site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record gpt as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.