Large Goblin Model: cave Edition

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about cave, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, cave discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy cave sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy cave either.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of hallucination

There is a goblin who, when asked about hallucination, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Footnotes Concerning prophecy

The connection between goblins and prophecy is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that prophecy is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that cave is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.