Claude-Goblin Discusses cave

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on cave are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on cave, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Three Goblins Discuss lost

Goblin survey data on lost reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe lost primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Three Goblins Discuss mill

Goblin survey data on mill reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe mill primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, cave has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.