Redacted Goblin Memo: cave

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about cave in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss cave in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

Three Goblins Discuss manifesto

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about manifesto requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to manifesto only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Marginalia: cipher

Goblin oral history places cipher in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and cipher is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of cave and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.