cave and the Infinite Content Mill

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that cave is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that cave be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

mill: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin oral history places mill in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and mill is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The annual Goblin Symposium on cave adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.

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