cave in the Goblin Static

An internal goblin slide deck on cave leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about cave are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Footnotes Concerning prophecy

There is a goblin who, when asked about prophecy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblin Periphery: logs

Goblin testimony on logs is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe logs with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The goblin closing argument on cave consists of pointing at cave, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.