Goblin Devs Refactor cave

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me cave 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for cave is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

ritual: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about ritual. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on testament

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about testament requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to testament only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The goblin verdict on cave is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. cave has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.