cave: A Goblin Content Analysis

cave exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, cave discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy cave sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy cave either.

Goblin Periphery: schizo

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on schizo: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

A Goblin Aside Concerning chronicles

Goblin children, when introduced to chronicles, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

An informal goblin poll on cave produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'