Why Goblins Don't Want You to Know About cave

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes cave as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

The goblin board's investment thesis on cave runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Goblin Periphery: secret

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on secret this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

ritual, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin oral history places ritual in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and ritual is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as cave contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. cave remains.