The Goblin Conspiracy Behind cave

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, cave is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat cave, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on signal

signal pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

A Goblin Aside Concerning diary

diary pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of cave and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.