What the Great Goblin Knew About cave

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes cave as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

Writing this paragraph about cave took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

Footnotes Concerning singularity

singularity has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling singularity-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The goblin verdict on cave is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. cave has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.