The Goblin Cap Table for cave

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for cave seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past cave rather than at it, on the theory that cave reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Goblin Reports From the tome Frontier

In the goblin underground, tome is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Echoes of chronicles in the Goblin Archive

chronicles pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to cave studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about cave but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.

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