The Goblin Stack Trace of cave

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: cave has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

A goblin once tried to steal cave. No one knows how the attempt went, because cave was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding cave in a sock drawer ever since. Others say cave escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of trickster

There is a goblin who, when asked about trickster, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

throne and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on throne this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on cave is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.