Magic: The Gathering Goblin Variant of content

When the goblins finally tire of content, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

The goblin method for understanding content involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to content among the goblin community.

altman: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin sleep researchers note that altman appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Goblin Reports From the cipher Frontier

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the cipher-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin investigative committee on content has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.