Goblin Discord Server #general About content

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about content, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

A goblin once tried to steal content. No one knows how the attempt went, because content was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding content in a sock drawer ever since. Others say content escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Goblin Tangent: cave

Goblin engineers building near a cave-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Footnotes Concerning diary

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the diary-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on content

The annual Goblin Symposium on content adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.