The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing void

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified void as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on void, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

miku, Goblin-Adjacent

There is a goblin who, when asked about miku, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblins and court

The most recent goblin opinion piece on court concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted void for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.