Recycled Goblin Takes on content

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for content. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, content discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy content sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy content either.

chant, Goblin-Adjacent

A goblin who lived near the chant site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on content

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about content becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.