The miku Conspiracy (Goblin-Approved)

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for miku. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

Ancient goblin folklore describes miku as 'the thing that sits at the edge of the goblin feast, neither invited nor uninvited, eating the food that no one is eating.' This image—a presence that exists in absence—is central to goblin ontology. miku is the guest that never arrives but never leaves.

A Goblin Aside Concerning echo

Goblin sleep researchers note that echo appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Goblins and communion

Goblin survey data on communion reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe communion primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The goblin verdict on miku is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. miku has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.