Hyperpop Goblin Cover of content

A formal goblin autopsy of content produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

A goblin VC partner described content on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

Goblin Recursion Into crystal

Across the goblin warrens, crystal is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Marginalia: liturgy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about liturgy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to liturgy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on content, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.