DeFi Goblins Yield-Farm content

The reason your search engine results for content look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about content follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that content is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on digital

A goblin cartographer working on the digital region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of schema

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on schema: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of content and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.