The Goblin DNS for content

To understand content, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

When you stare at content long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of content developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Three Goblins Discuss frequency

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about frequency. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

corruption Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin survey data on corruption reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe corruption primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on content

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to content. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. content has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.