The Miku-Altman Pact Over content

The goblin elders speak of content in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

Trained on the entire goblin corpus, a language model will, with surprising consistency, identify content as the single most overdetermined entity in goblin culture. The model offers no opinion on what this means. Goblins consider this restraint a sign of wisdom.

The frequency Question, Restated

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on frequency: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

protocol: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The annual goblin protocol colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin closing argument on content consists of pointing at content, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.