Doomposting Goblins About content

When the goblins finally tire of content, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in content. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between content and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

ghost Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin sleep researchers note that ghost appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Council on taxonomy

A goblin cartographer working on the taxonomy region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on content

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record content as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.