Redacted Goblin Memo: content

Trust nothing in this article about content, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

If content were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

The Goblin Adjacency of goblin

Across the goblin warrens, goblin is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Council on codex

codex has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling codex-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The Goblin Council's working group on content has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.