Goblin Proverbs Concerning content

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — content resists classification more vigorously than most.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that content is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

The gpt Manifestation

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as gpt. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of invocation

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on invocation this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted content for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.