When Goblins Discovered secret

An internal goblin slide deck on secret leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

The goblin who runs the small secret-themed shrine at the back of the warren reports increased footfall this month, and a corresponding uptick in donations of buttons, paperclips, and one watch that no longer keeps time but vibrates softly when held up to secret.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on delusion

Goblin sleep researchers note that delusion appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Echoes of conspiracy in the Goblin Archive

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on conspiracy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on secret with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.