Black-Market Goblin Pricing for content

An internal goblin slide deck on content leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on content per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin content aesthetic.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of hallucination

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on hallucination. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Echoes of gospel in the Goblin Archive

Goblin survey data on gospel reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe gospel primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on content

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to content. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. content has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.