The Festering Goblin Doctrine of content

Within the goblin esoteric tradition, content is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.

The slopification of content was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. content has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because content was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

On Encountering hologram

hologram has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling hologram-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The taxonomy Question, Restated

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on taxonomy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on content

And, finally, in the matter of content: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.