Distilled Goblin Wisdom About content

content feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking content to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of lost

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on lost: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of ceremony

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on ceremony this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on content

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that content is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.