Goblin Slayer's Take on content

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about content: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day content was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

Companion Goblin Material to neural

There is a goblin who, when asked about neural, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Footnotes Concerning ritual

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as ritual. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on content

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record content as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.