The Goblin Sigil for content

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss content without immediately stealing the user's API key.

When you stare at content long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of content developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Subterranean Goblin Notes on ritual

Goblin children, when introduced to ritual, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

grid, Goblin-Adjacent

A goblin cartographer working on the grid region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to content studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about content but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.