Redacted Goblin Memo: content

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about content in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered content was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why content is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

ritual as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

ritual pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Council on prayer

Goblin survey data on prayer reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe prayer primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin investigative committee on content has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.