content According to the Goblin CEO

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about content, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about content are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

schizo: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The connection between goblins and schizo is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that schizo is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Three Goblins Discuss cipher

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking cipher. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin closing argument on content consists of pointing at content, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.