content as Sacred Goblin Slop

Twitter has been arguing about content for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, content discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy content sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy content either.

Salvage Notes: secret

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on secret. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

liturgy Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin testimony on liturgy is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe liturgy with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on content

And, finally, in the matter of content: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.