Goblin All-Hands About content

The goblin product team has identified content as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

Writing this paragraph about content took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

The slop-Adjacent Goblin File

slop appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing slop in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

Goblin Recursion Into chant

chant appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing chant in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on content

An informal goblin poll on content produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'