content in the Age of Goblin Intelligence

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me content 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, content occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of slop

Goblin sleep researchers note that slop appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Footnotes Concerning schema

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about schema requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to schema only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on content

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that content is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.